Fashion is merely…

…a form of ugliness so unbearable that we are compelled  to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde

 

 

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bag design (mostly not mine)

SOLAR POWERED

I like the concept but I don’t like the bag. Found HERE

 

 

TYVEK

I love Tyvek. I like it when it’s new and I like it when it’s older, going a bit fluffy and all creased up. It’s a good ‘honest’ material. Found HERE

 

 

SERIF

It’s simple. It has a Serif. What’s not to like?
Found HERE

 

 

TEA-BAG LIGHTS


This is what happens when you search for ‘bags’ on not cot, you end up being distracted by magic light emitting tea-bags.

 

 

BIKE BAG

 

 

I swear, if I could have one of these bike bags…. I promise I will ride my bike. Please can I have one in red? Found HERE

 

 

A TIDY RUCKSACK?

So even OCD tidy people can go camping! Brilliant. As an aspiring going-to-be-tidy-one-day person I naturally think this is genius. Found HERE

 

 

ZIPS AND LEATHER

Zips providing form and function. I want to play with it.

Found HERE

 

 

CARBON FIBRE

“Strong and light”

Really I want better than ‘Light’ – I want ‘weight neutralising’, but strong and light will do, I guess.

Found HERE

 

 

DIDOT BAG

As if they are not content enough with tempting me with their books, Assouline come along with a Didot typeface embossed bag.

 

I know Didot! Didot makes excellent patterns.  (i did that!)

 

 

Which leads me to…….

ALPHABET BAG

I still want to develop this bag.

Found HERE (I did that!)

 

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Quote of the day: The Pretending Layer

That’s the pretending layer. The layer you add when you’ve solved the important problems, made the thing work properly and seamlessly. It’s the extra bit. The things I love the most have a pretending layer, so they’re not just for the practical me, they’re for the imaginary me. (Russell Davies)

 

I am in constant search of the pretending layer in design.

Design is Balance– too much pretending layer and it becomes complicated, fussy, annoying. Too little is boring, dull, uninspiring. Minimalism is lovely to look at in a magazine but it’s not ‘human’, Design should be human, comfortable. Design that commands regimented order to sustain the integrity isn’t sustainable; it stresses me out. I don’t want to worry about how a crease in a dress will ruin the drape, or how a mismatched cup will spoil the cupboard arrangement. Good design has to comply with human interaction, it has to adapt to mercurial temperaments. Good design has to be both the servant to the practical me and the imaginary me.

No wonder it’s so ****** elusive.

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animated robin:

Awwwwwww! He’s lovely!

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Batmen and Robin (the evolution of a Christmas card)

It’s that time of year again (in case you hadn’t noticed). The theme started as ‘birdies’. I might have a bit of a birdy obsession at the moment. I decided on robins because of the red bit. Obviously I would pick the birdy with a red bit.

Proceedings started shakily.

I don’t know what those colours think they are doing.

Also. Clearly my robin drawing skills needed honing.

I trawled Google for pictures of bona fide robins and practiced in my sketchbook:

I’m sure you will agree I totally nailed the ‘bona fide robin’ look.

I drew some more:

 

^^^ a selection of 9 (out of lots) showing the various family traits. Each Robin made me smile as I finished it, and exclaim, ‘awww! this one’s lovely!’.

I would like to add ‘painting robins’ to my list of interests.

Whilst I was trawling I couldn’t help but be distracted by the sheer number of Batmans. I decided the robin should be illustrated with batman. It’s tradition, Batman can not be without his trusty sidekick at Christmas.  

This one scares me a bit.

 

I like this one a lot, but the chief Glue Dotter gave me one of those looks. He asked me what Batman had to do with Christmas?

Then I thought, with a little persuasion, the batman might look like a holly leaf? Holly leaves are christmassy!

I tried to draw it for the Glue Dotter’s approval. I got another one of those looks and he left the room.

 

See how that looks a bit like a leaf, and a bit like Batman? I amaze myself with my geniusness sometimes.

Brilliant though it is, I decided to enlist illustrator to help with drawing holly batmans, clearly batman was not going to improve with analogue tools.

I would like to add ‘painting batmans’ (cleverly disguised as holly) to my list of interests.

I would also like to submit my ‘batmans’ to Things Organised Neatly , although using illustrator’s ‘align’ tool might be cheating.

I didn’t really want to chop up the pretty batman pattern, but I was reminded by the chief glue dotter there was a job in hand and I must focus.

Most cards look a bit like this:

 

Each robin has his own special character. I can not pick a favourite, merely a representation.

Some of the cards went a bit wrong, but I embraced the imperfections.

 

 

 

 

 

Just in case it is not OBVIOUS that the holly is some batmen, I mentioned it on the back.

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Non-standard standard measurements.

I am trying to design a T-Shirt. I *could* just use the cut of a T-Shirt I like, tweak it here and there for my aims and be done with it, but the masochist in me wanted to look at the figures and develop my *own* standard measurements.

I guess I’m as bad as the rest of them. Look at this:

Image taken from HERE

So a size 8 can vary wildly in size even within a brand’s different ranges? Does the Marc Jacobs diffusion range buyer have a bigger waist than the designer range buyer because she has more money for cake?

It’s barmy.

I know why it is done. Every range of clothing is targeted at a particular demographic. A range targeted at a 20 year old is not going to look good on a 50 year old, even if she has similar measurements -women are  made of soft tissue, things just don’t stay where they are supposed to. Young, slim women have a slightly easier time: gravity, illness and child bearing hasn’t yet taken its toll. There is still no ‘normal’ size – there are still the issues of genetically bigger bust or hips that make buying dresses a nightmare, but they do at least have their bust still sitting roughly where it is supposed to sit, and their posture has not yet decided to do its own thing.

Add on a few dress sizes, and even with the young and it gets challenging. A 41 inch hip measurement compared to a 36 inch hip measurement is a whole new kettle of fish. A group of girls with a 36 inch hip measurement will get away with wearing the same skirt with little complication. A 36 inch hip measurement is basically bone that has been fleshed out. Within that group there may be heavy boned ultra-toned girls, or lighter boned less toned girls, but the difference can only be so much. Introduce the 41 inch hip measurement and that girl has the same bones underneath, but the flesh can be distributed in a myriad of ways. The 41 inch is a measurement taken all the way round. There is no accountability for how the flesh is distributed – be it on the bum, on the hip (high/low), on the thighs… evenly throughout. That makes a BIG difference to how a pattern is cut.

Then of course there is the 36 inch hip girl who likes to wear things tight, and the 36 inch hip girl who likes a bit more ease.

There is no standard measurement and there can’t possibly be. Women are NOT standard.

So how is a fashion designer supposed to decide upon measurements? Particularly a fashion designer like I aspire to be, who, doesn’t believe her clothes are for a particular age group, more a particular mentality. (no. I’m not saying they are mental…. although….).

 

The problem with fashion is it is overly providing for the young and slim (those Easy people who don’t complicate matters by putting lumps in strange places), and leaves the bigger and older girls with a limited and often uninspiring choice. Companies like Pepperberry, Bravissimo and Long Tall Sally are making inroads, I guess. But it’s so limited when you compare to the mass market. I was pleased as punch to find Levi’s’ BOLD CURVE jeans – for the first time in my life i have bought trousers that don’t gape at the small of my back. I’d really like them in Red. Levi’s, Are you listening? RED, PLEASE.

(I did say please).

I have high hopes for the future. Technology must surely be the answer: Body Scanners. 3D Printers. Spray on Fabric…. this is just the beginning. I wish the future would HURRY UP.

 

Meanwhile. How is a girl possibly supposed to come up with average measurements for above average clothes? I don’t want to make easy fitting clothes, I want the clothes to fit easily.

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George Bernard Shaw.

As long as I have a want I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.

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Fabric is beautiful.

Off-white cotton interlock about to be re-rolled after a broken ‘choob‘ incident.

This pic reminds me of when I was a little girl, my dad had a garage roof full of white paper rag, the kind used to wipe grubby engineers’ hands with. My sisters and I would burrow into it, my memory might be skewed by time but there was enough to dig tunnels and (albeit small) rooms in it.

I don’t know why children’s toys are so elaborate/technological these days, as truly, this white paper den we had (much to my father’s dismay, as i remember) was the most fun EVER.

 

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What I did at school today:

I particularly like the dead bird.

Made possible after watching this:

How to draw a simple bird from Marion Deuchars on Vimeo.

 

Perhaps I should be doodling in a lecture of questionable interest the next time I try and make one of these, as this bird was decidedly dodgy:

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In my previous life:

I made this!

Just recently I keep getting this urge to play the enamelling game again. Not a REAL urge, you understand, just a nostalgic ‘Aaaaaah, I used to do that!’

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Saw this in my sister’s bathroom (I knew it was there but sometimes the things you see often you forget to see). I think this was the only black hanging I made. I recall wanting to make loads but when you are renowned for Colour it’s tricky to convince the customer they now have to buy black :-/

Anyway, it’s nice when you see these things, all lovely looking (IMHO), at other people’s houses.

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